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This slut’s being completely up front about it all… “Slut. Fuck Me. Master’s Pet. Cheap Ride. 5.00. Sex Toy For Hire.”
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1.5 million followers!!! That’s crazy successful!!! And I owe it all to the models and the followers and the magazines and to my family. You all hire me….support me.. promote me… And keep this vision alive!!! THANK YOU !!#photos #balti
REALLY?! Again. Incompetent fucking slaves I tell you. I need this job. Kim, please hire me.
macstevens: axxionman: (via TumbleOn) Oh God Mr Thompson, I amso glad you hired me to take care of your pool this summer! Shut the Fuck up boy, you know damn well that’s not why I hired you!
feminizemetn: After talking me into crossdressing my boss fired me and then hired me as a woman…..his secretary! I don’t have any duties in the company because he likes to do things himself. My only job is to keep his stress level low. I thought
mistressandprincess: princesstingles: Hire me? I would hire you!
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tricias-captions: Mrs. Lewis hired me to clean house and cook. It was a good gig: I had a room and I was pretty sure she wasn’t going to turn me over to the ICE. Then she caught me on her computer surfing porn. She pretended to be shocked to find that
wannabepreggo: My parents hired me a tutor to help me get into college. He’s smart and sexy and funny, and he helped me decide that what was more important than going to a good school was having lots of smart, beautiful babies.
‘Mosspaca Advertising Department’ by @坛九 and @old先, translated by Yaoi-blcd. *any ads removed to avoid conflicts of interest, profit or gain. *untranslated or originally not tagged under MAD by authorsPreviously 1// 2// 3// 4// 5// 6// 7// 8//9//10//11//1
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methbusters: who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot Your hired when can you start ;)
lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard”
5-ish: Ahri expressions for this visual novel project I’m hired for. :)Support me on Patreon!Follow me on Twitter!Hire me: jfeltan@gmail.com
thesoftestskitty: Would you hire me??? I’d hire me! (Someone did today! Hooray for new job hehehe 🙈🙊💕) Congrats! Also I’m constantly in awe at how cute you are at all times.
thesoftestskitty: alexinspankingland: thesoftestskitty: Would you hire me??? I’d hire me! (Someone did today! Hooray for new job hehehe 🙈🙊💕) Congrats! Also I’m constantly in awe at how cute you are at all times. Eeeep I’m not cute!
turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them some free accidental viral marketing and included a fake resume while also requesting they hire me as well as give me free stuff and they just emailed me
Hire me, Playbill
I haven’t been posting much lately. A week ago, my wife announced her intention to seek a divorce. I’m rather devastated. I never saw it coming. But with the support of friends and family and a kick ass lawyer I hired, I’ll be
heidiblack: prismatic-bell: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time.
I would bloody love to play Jackson Pennington in The Hired Man!
Mock interview. I miss working. Someone hire me pls
I made it. Lol survived another year lol and anther night out. I didn’t know what was in store after 25 but here I am living my best life lol. Survived a year of pharm school, got hired at my IPPE site, and woke up today to a phone call for the
inaudible-reign: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info
cindyrosespanks: Hire me?
plotprincessss: mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time.
More about the NEWLY ANNOUNCED Korra comics!
knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my
kittyyzma: plotprincessss: mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder”
fitzefitcher: bravodelta9: mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder”
If anyone knows someone hiring in the NYC area please let me know
princesstingles: Hire me? Already hired ^~^
mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure
websissy: Once Mistress finished making me a sweet sissy maid, she actually hired me out to clean houses. She hired me out to men that I worked with. And I actually had to go and really clean their house. Mistress did make it clear to them that besides
badoleman: princesstingles: Hire me? hmmmm…*strokes beard; furrows brow* ok. You’re hired. Start now!>
wannabepreggo: I didn’t know why he wanted to hire me as his legal assistant when I wasn’t even finished with college. Then he took me back to show me his office and I got a better idea of what my duties would be. He also has me help out some of
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
get-wild-at-work-for-me-baby: Would you hire me as your secretary? I tend to “(f)orget” my panties often. via /r/workgonewild http://www.reddit.com/r/workgonewild/comments/3qm6nm/would_you_hire_me_as_your_secretary_i_tend_to/
bravodelta9: mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time.
baduhmtiss: mahoushounen: knight-of-trash: othercat2: lemonsharks: star-anise: twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time.
No one will hire me bc I have no experience but that’s because no one will hire me lol I hate America help
twentiesordie: freegucci: Me: No one is hiring me Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure
my CV so far: can twerk or cry on demand
jen-iii: If I ever become a Storyboard artist, I hope they give me the most ridiculous scenes
kuropin: cartoon network hire me i’ll draw an entire high school yuri of these two shit ill do it for free
pls hire me disney
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